Thinking aloud about Italian restaurants
Good Italian restaurant in Prague is…
- Chef with notions.
- A half of personnel are Ukrainians.
- Slicer Berkel at a price $10 000 with prosciutto San Daniele in the dining area surely, plus 30-40 options of grappa and fresh mozzarella di Bufala and Sicilian tomatoes.
- 5-7 options of the freshest Mediterranean fish.
- Short Italian menu.
- Balsamic and olive oil of decent quality.
- Decent interior, without «Celentano» in the frames, empty wine bottles as a décor, junk is present but a little.
- Check makes 30-70 Euros without wine
Good Italian restaurant in London is…
- Books about the chef at the most noticeable place of the dining area.
- The handsome chef in person in the dining area.
- A half of personnel in the kitchen are black-skinned.
- The personnel of the dining area are with notions and know about food.
- You can purchase some products to take away
- Short menu always.
- Very delicious and more often more delicious then in Italy.
- The interior is functional, restrained and performed by noted architect.
- Wine in bottles is present in the interior.
- Check makes from 50 up to 70 pounds without wine.
Good Italian restaurant in Italy (Milan, Rome or Florence isn’t considered) is…
- All the personnel of kitchen are black-skinned.
- The chef is from Montenegro or Croatia.
- 3-4 options of grappa and enough options of another aperitif.
- 15-20 options of very delicious antpasti on the big table in the dining area.
- Age of the waiters is far more then 50.
- Big portions.
- Borscht and solyanka are absent.
- Very delicious olive oil without labels.
- Interior doesn’t pay attention to itself and looks like nobody worked on it.
- Torn couch and family portrait in the dining area.
- Check makes up to 30 Euros
Italian restaurants in Dnepropetrovsk are …
- 15 cooks graduated from culinary school in Tiraspol at 15 square meters.
- No one including the chef understands what good Italian food is.
- Everything beginning from solyanka and borscht up to steaks and beef Stroganoff is present in the menu.
- Pizza and pasta are made from Ukrainian flour and Ukrainian sense.
- Mozzarella of local style also.
- Plastic onion and garlic are hanged everywhere in the dining area.
- Everything is checked.
- Huge quantity of different junk and empty bottles of olive-green color is placed on the shelves.
- A lot of firewood.
- Interior was made by Sikorskiy.
- Palm and other gilding can be met, but these are moves of another expert.
- Check makes from 90 up to 200 hryvnas
Good Italian restaurant in Moscow is…
- v. like in London but without chef and books in the dining area, and check makes about $160
Italian restaurant in Odessa is…
- The chef read Visotskaya at best.
- Personnel can say hello in Italian.
- The matters with cooks are going better then in Dnepropetrovsk.
- Solyanka is almost absent in the menu.
- Flour and other products is Ukrainian.
- Cooks can’t make pasta but they try.
- Under the name fresh fish is salmon in the menu.
- Balsamic by Knorr or similar.
- Everything is checked also.
- All shelves are filled up with junk, empty bottles and flowerpots with wooden trash.
- Plastic onion and decorations from colored noodles are present in the interiors.
- A lot of firewood.
- The hand of the same expert like in Dnepropetrovsk is noticed.
- Wood-fired oven in the dining area and «Celentano» in the frames.
- Check makes from 70 up to 160 hryvnas.
I’ll repeat myself: the character is generalized and doesn’t pretend to 100% precision or polyhistory. The exceptions are exists surely. I wrote this in rainy weather and after meeting with officials.
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